How She Makes Enemies IV

 I don't care if you're pissed off at me for having sex with your boyfriend!

IN THE NAME OF THE MOON, I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!!

 Would it help if I said I didn't enjoy the sex because

 instead of semen, he came motor oil inside me?

How She Makes Enemies III

 Are you saying people are calling me a slut?

That's the nicest thing they say about you.

 Oh! So people are saying nice things about me?

 No. Not really.

You bitch!

How She Makes Enemies II

 Ow!

 That hurt! What the hell is your problem?!?

 You slept with my boyfriend.

Big robot guy. Same colors as me.

 Can you be like, more vague?

WHICH big robot guy in beige?

Wait, what do you mean which? Just how many...

Oh. Now I understand your reputation.