You Have Nothing to Offer Me IV

You Have Nothing to Offer Me III

Role Model

Wow! You're a much more powerful magical girl than I am!

I'm going to work hard so I can some day be just like you!

Trust me. It's not worth it.

Pervert Momo II

 Hey!

What's wrong with you, little girl?

Rito's harem needs another big breasted blonde. You're perfect!

Kirito the Womanizer V

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Kirito the Womanizer IV

 Dude! She's like... ten!

Too old!

Kirito the Womanizer III

Kirito the Womanizer II

Homuhomu

Bunnycat will just bite many bullets.

Dear Kyubey,

I hope you like the increased quantity of lead in your diet when you eat your own corpse.
Sincerely,

Homura

Wait, she was never like this in her show.

"Tell me, foul alien creature. Do you honestly believe the God Cat would be interested in selling her soul to a devil like you?"

You Have Nothing to Offer Me II

Kirito the Womanizer

"You're married?!?"

You Have Nothing to Offer Me

Aaaaagh! Why am I dressed like this?!?

This guy is awesome in this reenactment.

This is a reenactment of me asking a lovely young lady out on a date. It didn't go as well as I had hoped.

This is a reenactment of me asking another lovely young lady out on a date. I saved both of us some time my macing myself immediately after opening my mouth.

Pervert Momo's Harem Building Misadventures

 "Join future King Rito's harem!"

 "No!"

"Naughty girls must be punished!"

"I agree!"