Pimpatron

I am back from the dead and didn't have to sell my soul to Unicron!

Prime! Your mother is so fat, she... What the..?

What on Cybertron are you and those female fleshlings doing?

These lovely ladies and I will paint the town red tonight!

Challenge accepted!

THE NEXT DAY:

I have one upped you, Prime!

I have THREE bitches instead of just two!

More Than Meets Yo' Mama V

Your mother is so old, she still owes Primus a quarter energon cube!

Yo momma's so fat, Unicron is her moon!

UGH!!

Curses!

Megatron has fallen!!

Oh how it pains me to do this!

Wait... I still function!

Wanna bet?

STAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRSCREEEEEEEEEEEEAM!!

My fellow Decepticons! As your new leader, I shall lead you to

the victories which were so elusive under the previous regime!

I issue a challenge to the new Decepticon leader!

Yo' momma is so old, when I told her to act her age, she dropped dead!

Oh, no! Megatron! I command you to save me!