Excellent, Blowpipe! Now blow him away!
You got it, Starscream!
Wait, what? Hey, come on! Stop that!
I'm just following orders, Starscream! You told me to blow him, so I'll blow him!
Whoa, whoa! That's not what I meant! I meant, kill him!
Sorry, Starscream!
It's just that I was in the Cybertronian skindustry if you catch my dick!
Tell me "Blowpipe" isn't the most pr0n name ever?
Are you sure you don't want me to suck this guy's dick?
No! Just shoot him or something!
It's just Cybertronians are always hard as steel and never go soft!
Good thing I wore my money shot resistant visor today!
I can't believe I'm saying this. I miss Megatron.
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