Sunday, May 24, 2020

Pro Wrestler, Transformer, or Porn Star?

Trailbreaker! I've come for the sixth key!

I hope you're up for the challenge of, "Pro Wrestler, Transformer, or Porn Star"!

What on Cybertron are you talking about?

I'll give you a name and you must identify if it belongs to a pro wrestler, a Transformer, or a porn star!
Name number one: Grindcore. Pro wrestler, Transformer, or porn star?

Transformer.

Correct! Name number two: Hardhead. Pro wrestler, Transformer, or porn star?

 Transformer.
 
Correct! Name number three: Blowpipe. Pro wrestler, Transformer, or porn star?

 Transformer. Before we continue, isn't "The Transformers"
an animated series intended for Earth children?

 Correct and yes, it is a show for Earth children!


Bring on more names!

Monday, April 27, 2020

Rodstar Dangerscream 05

 Why did you give Stabismus the mission to play my wingman?

You said to give him a mission and it was the only one available.

You knew he was a lousy shot! Why didn't
you say this would be a potential problem?!

You didn't ask.

How did Megatron put up with so many idiots? How are we
not too stupid to even traverse through light years of space?






Good work!

Sunday, April 26, 2020

Rodstar Dangerscream 04

Soundwave! Look at what STRABISMUS did!
 Did you know he's a lousy shot?

Affirmative!

Why didn't you mention this fact?

His name made his marksmanship skills quite obvious.

His name? What are you talking ab... Oh. OH! Ha ha ha. Veeeeeeery funny.

Saturday, April 25, 2020

Jazz vs. Megatron Dance-off

Jazz! I know you have the fifth key!
I'll be taking it from you!


You want the key, ya gotta dance!

What on Cybertron are you talking about?

Quite simple, Megatron m'man!
This is a dance-off! I dance! Then you show me your moves!
The better your moves, I'm forced into doing even better moves!
Make me do my best move and the key is yours!

But I don't know any dance moves!

That's YOUR problem! I don't do my best dance move, you don't get the key!



SON OF A UNICRON!!

Friday, April 24, 2020

Rodstar Dangerscream 03

I'm surrounded by morons!

Sir! I realize you outrank me and all but I don't appreciate being called a moron! Sir!


What the? Where did you come from?

Second Lieutenant Strabismus fresh out from the Decepticon Military Academy, Sir!
Commandant Shockwave sent me here to bolster the Decepticon ranks, Sir!

Excellent! Soundwave! Give him a new mission!


Did you make a wager with Smokescreen? Did you say
your flimsy disguise would be adequate to deceive Starscream?

Easiest five energon cubes I ever made!

Thursday, April 23, 2020

Rodstar Dangerscream 02

Never mind! What missions are currently underway?

Just one. The Coneheads are on an undercover mission. They
rendezvoused with our mole and earning the trust of our enemies.

Undercover mission? Those idiots? How do they not blow their cover?
What do the Coneheads say when asked where they're from?