Rodstar Dangerscream 05

 Why did you give Stabismus the mission to play my wingman?

You said to give him a mission and it was the only one available.

You knew he was a lousy shot! Why didn't

you say this would be a potential problem?!

You didn't ask.

How did Megatron put up with so many idiots? How are we

not too stupid to even traverse through light years of space?

Good work!

Rodstar Dangerscream 04

Soundwave! Look at what STRABISMUS did!

 Did you know he's a lousy shot?

Affirmative!

Why didn't you mention this fact?

His name made his marksmanship skills quite obvious.

His name? What are you talking ab... Oh. OH! Ha ha ha. Veeeeeeery funny.

Rodstar Dangerscream 03

I'm surrounded by morons!

Sir! I realize you outrank me and all but I don't appreciate being called a moron! Sir!

What the? Where did you come from?

Second Lieutenant Strabismus fresh out from the Decepticon Military Academy, Sir!

Commandant Shockwave sent me here to bolster the Decepticon ranks, Sir!

Excellent! Soundwave! Give him a new mission!

Did you make a wager with Smokescreen? Did you say

your flimsy disguise would be adequate to deceive Starscream?

Easiest five energon cubes I ever made!

Rodstar Dangerscream 02

Never mind! What missions are currently underway?

Just one. The Coneheads are on an undercover mission. They

rendezvoused with our mole and earning the trust of our enemies.

Undercover mission? Those idiots? How do they not blow their cover?

What do the Coneheads say when asked where they're from?

Rodstar Dangerscream 01

Caw! Caw! Caw!

Well? What did he say?

Caw! Caw! Caw!