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That was very clever, Megatron. While what you did wasn't a part of the rules,

I want to reward your creativity. I'll tell you where the third key is hidden.

Excellent! Starscream finally had some use!
Indirectly, perhaps, but still of some use!

The key is inside a moving vehicle which transports methanethiol,

dimethyl sulfide, indole, skatole, and Hydrogen sulfide.

The key is in a vacuum truck transporting human waste?!

Not quite. It's in a cement mixer but it's not cement being mixed. The vehicle's

name is Mixmaster. Wait. I got that wrong. Mixmasturd. Happy fishing!

Starscream, you worthless piece of bloody human discharge!

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If you're not going to take this seriously, you're not going to win.

You said that only because you don't know what *I* consider

to be conditions for victory! In fact, I've already won!

On what basis do you declare your victory?

I didn't coerce you into doing anything, yet here
you are willingly inhaling my nocturnal emissions!

Mother Unicroning son of a Quintesson!

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Flatulence Fighting, is it? Very well! Challenge accepted!

I call this one, "Starscream's Leadership"!

Megatron, that was weak sauce.

I agree!

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Smokescreen? You're my next opponent?

Fine! It's going to be 1986 all over again!

Do your worst! Haruhi will just revive me! Besides, this

is a fart-off! You can't get the third key by crushing me!

What manner of competition is this?!

In order to acquire the third key, you need to produce a stench even worse than mine!

Unnnngh!! What the Unicron was that?!?

I call that one, "Starscream's Courage". It's my favorite!

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I'm impressed. You actually beat that giant with brute force!

Meatbag... I hate you with the heat of a billion stars!

I love you too, Megs. Now why don't you prove

your love to me by defeating your third opponent?

Primus damn it! That stench! What foul creature let that one fly?!

Heh, heh, heh, heh!!