A tragedy occurred today on the forest moon of Endor. An Imperial scout-trooper, whose name is currently being withheld while his family is contacted - was brutally murdered during the theft of his speeder bike. Imperial spy drones captured the assailant on film, who is described as being "probably female but who can tell these days, in rebellious attire with a clearly rebellious attitude". Quoted the trooper's supervising officer..."You rebel scum!"
A moment of silence for our brave brother in arms, taken from us too soon...a great light, has gone out of the world today. *sob*
ReplyDeleteA tragedy occurred today on the forest moon of Endor. An Imperial scout-trooper, whose name is currently being withheld while his family is contacted - was brutally murdered during the theft of his speeder bike. Imperial spy drones captured the assailant on film, who is described as being "probably female but who can tell these days, in rebellious attire with a clearly rebellious attitude". Quoted the trooper's supervising officer..."You rebel scum!"
ReplyDeleteShe totally needs to try that with Celty Sturluson.
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