Transball Z

The challenge I issue to you is as follows.

I hid seven Keys of Vector Sigma throughout this realm.

Collect all seven to have your wish granted!

What happens if I find over 9000 keys?

Quiet, you!

Melancholy of Megatron

Wow. Now I've met *BOTH* Autobot and Decepticon leaders!

Tell me, God of this realm.

How did Optimus Prime return to the world of the living?

I issued him a challenge and he could go back if he won.

What was this challenge?

I challenged him... to a Yo' Mama fight!!

How badly did he beat you?

Shut up.

Yes, Sell Your Soul to Unicron Instead

So what's next? Do I stick around the afterlife to raise my son?

That little monster isn't your son.

He's a construct created by the God of this realm for her amusement.

What's next is, you should speak to her.

Why do I get the feeling I would be better off dealing with Unicron?

Transformers: The Next Generation

Starscream Junior!

How dare you shake down some kids for lunch money and not give me a cut!

I'm sorry, Megatron Junior! I'm sorry!!

I'm so proud of him.

Hung Like a Horse

It's good to know you have a sense of humor!

You need it to cope with the afterlife!

Let's try exchanging verbal jabs next!

Do I have to make your mother is so fat jokes?

Nothing of the sort. Let's start with a greeting.

Megamaster! How's it hanging?

Since you asked, I'm hung like a horse!

But Megamaster, my good man! You are much larger than a horse!

That would make your penis proportionately small!

OK, I walked into that one.

My Little Transformers

Now that you no longer have an insignia, may I interest you in a new one?

My Little Pony repro stickers are in stock!
Which sticker would you like, Bronietron?

Why on Cybertron would I want such an abominable thing on my chest?

Because it will be fun!

Imagine having Marescream, Geldingcracker, and Fillywarp as your minions!

Did you just refer to the Seekers by using female or castrated Earth animals?

Indeed I did!

BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

The Reason He's Called Megamaster

So, Megamaster! What brings you here today?

I don't understand what's going on!

That and why aren't you running in fear of me?

Because we are no longer enemies, my good man!

Haven't you noticed you no longer have your Decepticon insignia on your chest?

That means you're dead! When you die,

you lose all affiliation with any faction you were a part of during life!

That is one of the two possibilities!

What's the other possibility?

You're an unlicensed third party knockoff toy. Take your pick!

Tickle Me Chip

Megamaster, my good man! How are you doing today?

Sunstreaker? Why are you manhandling that human friend of yours?

He's not human! He's a Tickle Me Chip^TM life-sized action figure!

Isn't that right, Chip?

Help me...

Cybertronian Children

Hi, Megatron!

What the..? You and Optimus Prime have CHILDREN?!?

Yup. We're even expecting our third!

Yo' momma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she takes two trips!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

What the..? A nightmare?

Hey, Dad! What's with all the screaming?

Were you and Mom "wrestling" again?

Oh, fuck me.

Pimpatron

I am back from the dead and didn't have to sell my soul to Unicron!

Prime! Your mother is so fat, she... What the..?

What on Cybertron are you and those female fleshlings doing?

These lovely ladies and I will paint the town red tonight!

Challenge accepted!

THE NEXT DAY:

I have one upped you, Prime!

I have THREE bitches instead of just two!