You're cute! Let's go to a love hotel!
Some sap in a tuxedo will pay for it!
Thanks for the offer but... no thank you.
What's wrong with you? Are you gay or something?
Uh... yyyyyyes. I'm gay so I don't want to have sex with you.
Liar! You're just a spineless wimp! I know you have a girlfriend!
I'll bet you barely got to first base with her and you're still a virgin!
I'd rather remain a virgin than to have sex with you.
