Help Finding a Date 2

Hey! Asshole! I went through some trouble finding you a date! Why the hell did you beat her up?

Girl did things! Made me uncomfortable!

What did she do?

She tried to touch my cock!

Help Finding a Date 1

You! Pretty lady! Me have question!

Uh... O... K... Ask away.

What exactly about homeless, penniless generic karate man pretty lady find so attractive?

He's not homeless nor penniless. He lives with me and he's financially responsible.

Why the hell do you want to know why I find him attractive?

Me lonely and want to find date! Me have trouble finding one!

Me want info on how hobo man hooked up with pretty lady!
Me use info to find date!

If you can promise not to kill her, I can think of someone who might be interested.

Ha! Me so unattractive, how pretty lady find date for me?

Challenge accepted!

Some time later...