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 Why did you give Stabismus the mission to play my wingman?

You said to give him a mission and it was the only one available.

You knew he was a lousy shot! Why didn't

you say this would be a potential problem?!

You didn't ask.

How did Megatron put up with so many idiots? How are we

not too stupid to even traverse through light years of space?

Good work!

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Soundwave! Look at what STRABISMUS did!

 Did you know he's a lousy shot?

Affirmative!

Why didn't you mention this fact?

His name made his marksmanship skills quite obvious.

His name? What are you talking ab... Oh. OH! Ha ha ha. Veeeeeeery funny.

Jazz vs. Megatron Dance-off

Jazz! I know you have the fifth key!

I'll be taking it from you!

You want the key, ya gotta dance!

What on Cybertron are you talking about?

Quite simple, Megatron m'man!

This is a dance-off! I dance! Then you show me your moves!

The better your moves, I'm forced into doing even better moves!

Make me do my best move and the key is yours!

But I don't know any dance moves!

That's YOUR problem! I don't do my best dance move, you don't get the key!

SON OF A UNICRON!!

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I'm surrounded by morons!

Sir! I realize you outrank me and all but I don't appreciate being called a moron! Sir!

What the? Where did you come from?

Second Lieutenant Strabismus fresh out from the Decepticon Military Academy, Sir!

Commandant Shockwave sent me here to bolster the Decepticon ranks, Sir!

Excellent! Soundwave! Give him a new mission!

Did you make a wager with Smokescreen? Did you say

your flimsy disguise would be adequate to deceive Starscream?

Easiest five energon cubes I ever made!

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Never mind! What missions are currently underway?

Just one. The Coneheads are on an undercover mission. They

rendezvoused with our mole and earning the trust of our enemies.

Undercover mission? Those idiots? How do they not blow their cover?

What do the Coneheads say when asked where they're from?

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Caw! Caw! Caw!

Well? What did he say?

Caw! Caw! Caw!

Megatron Sr. vs. Optimus Prime Jr.

I know you have the fourth key! Face me, Prime Junior!

Indeed I do, Megatron Senior! If you want the key, you must solve my riddle!

What has conditions so horrific, it is capable of killing hundreds of men in one night?

She is... YO' MAMA!

DA-YUM! You're good!

I learned how to play this game!

 I'm impressed. Take the fourth key. You've earned it.

This doesn't feel as satisfying as prying it from an Autobot's cold dead hands.

EARNING this key feels... WRONG.