Megatron Sr. vs. Optimus Prime Jr.

I know you have the fourth key! Face me, Prime Junior!

Indeed I do, Megatron Senior! If you want the key, you must solve my riddle!

What has conditions so horrific, it is capable of killing hundreds of men in one night?

She is... YO' MAMA!

DA-YUM! You're good!

I learned how to play this game!

 I'm impressed. Take the fourth key. You've earned it.

This doesn't feel as satisfying as prying it from an Autobot's cold dead hands.

EARNING this key feels... WRONG.

First Key Get!

Don't you come any closer, Megatron Senior!

I am not here to fight you, Junior Decepticons!

I am here to tell you a campfire story!

This had better be a good story!

Long, long ago... There was the great Decepticon leader, Thunderwing.

As great as he was, one thing eluded him: The defeat of Optimus Prime.

One day, the Autobots attacked and caught Thunderwing off guard.

Thunderwing found himself in a one on one battle with Optimus Prime.

Thunderwing fought with great skill and bravery, but they were not enough.

Optimus Prime punched through Thunderwing's chest, yanked out his spark

casing, and then crushed it in front of Thunderwing's eyes.

To this day, Optimus Prime haunts the existence of every Decepticon!

He comes for Decepticons in their nightmares and kills them in their sleep!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!! OPTIMUS PRIME IS COMING TO GET US!!

Mine!

Cybertronian Children

Hi, Megatron!

What the..? You and Optimus Prime have CHILDREN?!?

Yup. We're even expecting our third!

Yo' momma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she takes two trips!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

What the..? A nightmare?

Hey, Dad! What's with all the screaming?

Were you and Mom "wrestling" again?

Oh, fuck me.

More Than Meets Yo' Mama V

Your mother is so old, she still owes Primus a quarter energon cube!

Yo momma's so fat, Unicron is her moon!

UGH!!

Curses!

Megatron has fallen!!

Oh how it pains me to do this!

Wait... I still function!

Wanna bet?

STAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRSCREEEEEEEEEEEEAM!!

My fellow Decepticons! As your new leader, I shall lead you to

the victories which were so elusive under the previous regime!

I issue a challenge to the new Decepticon leader!

Yo' momma is so old, when I told her to act her age, she dropped dead!

Oh, no! Megatron! I command you to save me!

More Than Meets Yo' Mama IV

Yo' mama's pussy was so busy, the toilet flushes by itself!

Yo' mama's so ugly, when she walks by the restroom,

I had to slap her thighs and ride the wave just to get in!

Yo' mama's so fat, she gave birth to you through her asshole!

More Than Meets Yo' Mama III

Your mother is such a skank, I had to park my dick on her ass and wait an hour to get in!

Your mother is such a skank, she gave me VD through the phone!

Your mother is such a skank, the next guy in line waits for sloppy 22nds!

You haven't said anything I haven't already heard.

Robot in Disgust

Thank you for inviting me, Megatron.

It was my pleasure, Prime!

You guys are dicks!

So?

FUCK YOU ALL!!!