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Monday, March 23, 2020

Help Finding a Date 2


Hey! Asshole! I went through some trouble finding you a date! Why the hell did you beat her up?

Girl did things! Made me uncomfortable!

What did she do?

She tried to touch my cock!


Sunday, March 22, 2020

Help Finding a Date 1

You! Pretty lady! Me have question!

Uh... O... K... Ask away.

What exactly about homeless, penniless generic karate man pretty lady find so attractive?

He's not homeless nor penniless. He lives with me and he's financially responsible.
Why the hell do you want to know why I find him attractive?

Me lonely and want to find date! Me have trouble finding one!
Me want info on how hobo man hooked up with pretty lady!
Me use info to find date!

If you can promise not to kill her, I can think of someone who might be interested.

Ha! Me so unattractive, how pretty lady find date for me?

Challenge accepted!

Some time later...


Wednesday, July 20, 2016

Some People Never Learn

(This was an experiment to see how strong the joints in Frame Arms Girl Architect are more than a comic about another girl beating up on (possibly) the world's most famous magical girl.)

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Friday, June 3, 2016

How to Avoid STDs

You're cute! Let's go to a love hotel!
Some sap in a tuxedo will pay for it!



Thanks for the offer but... no thank you.



What's wrong with you? Are you gay or something?



Uh... yyyyyyes. I'm gay so I don't want to have sex with you.



Liar! You're just a spineless wimp! I know you have a girlfriend!
I'll bet you barely got to first base with her and you're still a virgin!



I'd rather remain a virgin than to have sex with you.