Help Finding a Date 2

Hey! Asshole! I went through some trouble finding you a date! Why the hell did you beat her up?

Girl did things! Made me uncomfortable!

What did she do?

She tried to touch my cock!

Help Finding a Date 1

You! Pretty lady! Me have question!

Uh... O... K... Ask away.

What exactly about homeless, penniless generic karate man pretty lady find so attractive?

He's not homeless nor penniless. He lives with me and he's financially responsible.

Why the hell do you want to know why I find him attractive?

Me lonely and want to find date! Me have trouble finding one!

Me want info on how hobo man hooked up with pretty lady!
Me use info to find date!

If you can promise not to kill her, I can think of someone who might be interested.

Ha! Me so unattractive, how pretty lady find date for me?

Challenge accepted!

Some time later...

Some People Never Learn

(This was an experiment to see how strong the joints in Frame Arms Girl Architect are more than a comic about another girl beating up on (possibly) the world's most famous magical girl.)

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You're cute! Let's go to a love hotel!

Some sap in a tuxedo will pay for it!

Thanks for the offer but... no thank you.

What's wrong with you? Are you gay or something?

Uh... yyyyyyes. I'm gay so I don't want to have sex with you.

Liar! You're just a spineless wimp! I know you have a girlfriend!

I'll bet you barely got to first base with her and you're still a virgin!

I'd rather remain a virgin than to have sex with you.

Shit Just Got Real I

Now that I'm a magical girl, not so tough now are you?

So which Devil did you sell your soul to for your powers?

You can see her in hell!

How She Makes Enemies VI

You're going to high school but you're dumb as a rock.

When picking a fight, you'd better learn how to block.

You got me last time but I know what I did wrong!

This fight is going to be your swan song!

You don't stand a chance against my magical girl powers!

Go back to your men who give you golden showers!

Your magical girl powers are worthless, so go kiss my butt!

I will cave your face in, you dirty old slut!

Your threats and insults are a bit much.

You slept with ugly motherfuckers who even *I* wouldn't touch.

Hey, you dirty whore!

Oh, come on! You're back for more?

I slept with your husband and gave him a sloppy kiss!

You already kicked my ass, so what's wrong with you, Miss?

Um..? Mrs.? In terms of settling the score, can't we be done?

*POW*

Now the two of you are even, one to one.