Cybertronian Children

Hi, Megatron!

What the..? You and Optimus Prime have CHILDREN?!?

Yup. We're even expecting our third!

Yo' momma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she takes two trips!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

What the..? A nightmare?

Hey, Dad! What's with all the screaming?

Were you and Mom "wrestling" again?

Oh, fuck me.

Pimpatron

I am back from the dead and didn't have to sell my soul to Unicron!

Prime! Your mother is so fat, she... What the..?

What on Cybertron are you and those female fleshlings doing?

These lovely ladies and I will paint the town red tonight!

Challenge accepted!

THE NEXT DAY:

I have one upped you, Prime!

I have THREE bitches instead of just two!

Magical Girls IV

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