Pimpatron

I am back from the dead and didn't have to sell my soul to Unicron!

Prime! Your mother is so fat, she... What the..?

What on Cybertron are you and those female fleshlings doing?

These lovely ladies and I will paint the town red tonight!

Challenge accepted!

THE NEXT DAY:

I have one upped you, Prime!

I have THREE bitches instead of just two!

Magical Girls

 You have such a pretty costume!

Thanks! I have a rich friend who had it made for me.

What? You mean you don't use your powers to change into it?

Oh, gosh no! I can't do that! I'd probably have to sell my soul to the Devil to get that kind of power!

 

You're a bitch!

...and you're a dirty slut! Whose child is it, anyway?