Give Me a Hand

Ah. Someone put in a quarter.

HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!!

I'll hold her off! You three get out of here!

Thanks!

*CLANG*

You are beaten! It is useless to resist!

Don't let yourself be destroyed as Cum Dumpster did!

As if you held on to your chastity!

*CLANG*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

RETARDed CHRoNiCLE

Looks like I can have sex with a guy I already slept with and he still counts as
"new and different" as long as my first encounter was before I got the zombie body.

Hey, slut!

It's obvious you didn't learn your lesson!

Looks like I'll have to kick your ass again!

Listen, little girl. It's not going to work out between you and the Chinese boy.

Why don't you put that wand away before I shove it up your ass?

Ha! I'd like to see you try!

How She Makes Enemies XII

Ugh... I used all my magic power but I finally managed to lose that girl.

Hey, bitch!

Now that was rude.

Bite me. You had sex with my boyfriend, you dirty slut!

Your boyfriend isn't Kirito, is he?

That man-whore? Oh, hell no! My boyfriend is the cute Chinese boy!

Oh. Sucks to be you.

Victory!

Vending Machines II

Vending Machines

Magical Girls

 You have such a pretty costume!

Thanks! I have a rich friend who had it made for me.

What? You mean you don't use your powers to change into it?

Oh, gosh no! I can't do that! I'd probably have to sell my soul to the Devil to get that kind of power!

 

You're a bitch!

...and you're a dirty slut! Whose child is it, anyway?