Kirito the Womanizer, part XII

Hey, Kirigaya!

What?

Did you stick your bratwurst into Ms. Johnson's taco?

A gentleman never tells.

YOU LUCKY SON OF A BITCH

Fellatio Depends on the Fella

So you're back from the dead as well. While I'm happy for you,

at this point, I want nothing to do with you. You can suck my dick.

 Suck my dick like it cures STDs!

Suck my dick like it's the morning after pill!!

Suck my dick like you're the star of some animated Japanese show!

 Suck my dick like you're an idol singer and I'm the producer!

SUCK MY DICK UNTIL ALL YOU TASTE IS MAN MEAT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!

Enough with the foreplay already, you tease! Take your pants off!

Shit Just Got Real II

Any last words?

How many Grief Seeds did you burn through?

Die, Sword Bitch Online!

*BLAM*

What the fuck, Kirito?

You'll touch her over my dead body!

As you wish!

Die, Man-whore!

*BLAM*

I'll hold her off! Get him out of here!

Thanks!

I'm going to scrap you and then use your circuits to build my own PS4, Gorilla Bitch!

Kirito the Womanizer XI

You go soft way too fast!

It would have helped if you didn't scream out your brother's name when you orgasmed!

Kirito the Womanizer X

Why won't you go out with me?

I'm 8 years old, you sick fuck!

Yeah, dude. Who knew you were into GMILFs?

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