Cybertronian Children

Hi, Megatron!

What the..? You and Optimus Prime have CHILDREN?!?

Yup. We're even expecting our third!

Yo' momma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she takes two trips!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

What the..? A nightmare?

Hey, Dad! What's with all the screaming?

Were you and Mom "wrestling" again?

Oh, fuck me.

Pimpatron

I am back from the dead and didn't have to sell my soul to Unicron!

Prime! Your mother is so fat, she... What the..?

What on Cybertron are you and those female fleshlings doing?

These lovely ladies and I will paint the town red tonight!

Challenge accepted!

THE NEXT DAY:

I have one upped you, Prime!

I have THREE bitches instead of just two!

Magical Girls IV

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Kyoko the Womanizer II

Kyoko the Womanizer I

Magical Girls III

Please help me figure out who the father of my baby is!

The one you're carrying or your daughter with pink hair?

Oh. Right. Her too. Fine. The pink one.

Since you're a blonde, the guy has red hair.

Oh, wow! You're so smart! That narrows it down a lot ! Let's see... There's Aria von Reiji Asuna. Sekai Kamiki. Gaara. Sasori. Chouza Akimichi. Grell Sutcliff. Renji Abarai. Ashido Kanou. Jinta Hanakari. Lavi. Kenshin Himura. Shanks. Eustass Kid. Yuzuru Otonashi. Shuichi Minamino. Mikoto Suoh. Cross Marian. Taiga Kagami. Yuuji Sakamoto. Iskander. Seijuurou Mikoshiba. Touga Kiryuu...

Magical Girls II

Homuhomu! You have to help me figure out who the father of my baby is!

Don't you have... uh... friends? Who might be better at this?  Like the other sailor girls?

After I slept with all their boyfriends, they won't talk to me anymore! I'm hurt!

What makes you think I'll be of any help?

 

You're safe to be around because we won't be trying to jump the

bones of the same guy! After all, you're a butch dyke... OW!!

WHY DO PEOPLE ALWAYS HIT MY FACE AND NEVER MY STOMACH?!?

If you had a miscarriage, you wouldn't suffer as much.