Cybertronian Children

Hi, Megatron!

What the..? You and Optimus Prime have CHILDREN?!?

Yup. We're even expecting our third!

Yo' momma's so fat, when she hauls ass, she takes two trips!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

What the..? A nightmare?

Hey, Dad! What's with all the screaming?

Were you and Mom "wrestling" again?

Oh, fuck me.

More Than Meets Yo' Mama V

Your mother is so old, she still owes Primus a quarter energon cube!

Yo momma's so fat, Unicron is her moon!

UGH!!

Curses!

Megatron has fallen!!

Oh how it pains me to do this!

Wait... I still function!

Wanna bet?

STAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRSCREEEEEEEEEEEEAM!!

My fellow Decepticons! As your new leader, I shall lead you to

the victories which were so elusive under the previous regime!

I issue a challenge to the new Decepticon leader!

Yo' momma is so old, when I told her to act her age, she dropped dead!

Oh, no! Megatron! I command you to save me!

MIRAGE C01-GAEA

Built for DPX.

(Alternate Color) Product Site: Kotobukiya


(Long discontinued product. It might be difficult, expensive, or both to acquire this kit.)