First Key Get!

Don't you come any closer, Megatron Senior!

I am not here to fight you, Junior Decepticons!

I am here to tell you a campfire story!

This had better be a good story!

Long, long ago... There was the great Decepticon leader, Thunderwing.

As great as he was, one thing eluded him: The defeat of Optimus Prime.

One day, the Autobots attacked and caught Thunderwing off guard.

Thunderwing found himself in a one on one battle with Optimus Prime.

Thunderwing fought with great skill and bravery, but they were not enough.

Optimus Prime punched through Thunderwing's chest, yanked out his spark

casing, and then crushed it in front of Thunderwing's eyes.

To this day, Optimus Prime haunts the existence of every Decepticon!

He comes for Decepticons in their nightmares and kills them in their sleep!

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!! OPTIMUS PRIME IS COMING TO GET US!!

Mine!

More Than Meets Yo' Mama V

Your mother is so old, she still owes Primus a quarter energon cube!

Yo momma's so fat, Unicron is her moon!

UGH!!

Curses!

Megatron has fallen!!

Oh how it pains me to do this!

Wait... I still function!

Wanna bet?

STAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRSCREEEEEEEEEEEEAM!!

My fellow Decepticons! As your new leader, I shall lead you to

the victories which were so elusive under the previous regime!

I issue a challenge to the new Decepticon leader!

Yo' momma is so old, when I told her to act her age, she dropped dead!

Oh, no! Megatron! I command you to save me!

Robot in Disgust

Thank you for inviting me, Megatron.

It was my pleasure, Prime!

You guys are dicks!

So?

FUCK YOU ALL!!!

Robot in Need of a Disguise