Robot in Need of a Disguise

More Than Meets Yo' Mama

How dare you send an unworthy weakling against me, Prime! Was that your idea of a joke?

No, this is! Yo' mama's so fat, Starscream said, "That's not Unicron. That's yo' mama!"

Fine! You win!

No Longer Carrying

You seem to be in a good mood.

I just had an abortion and some sap in a tuxedo paid for it!

 You mean your husband?

Oh, yeah! I keep forgetting what that guy is to me.

So he didn't want another child? What did you say to him?

That it's not his!