Greetings Collection

'sup, bitches!

That ain't no way for a fuckin' lady to talk, God damn it. Shut 'cho trashy pie hole!

'sup, bitches!

No Longer Carrying

You seem to be in a good mood.

I just had an abortion and some sap in a tuxedo paid for it!

 You mean your husband?

Oh, yeah! I keep forgetting what that guy is to me.

So he didn't want another child? What did you say to him?

That it's not his!