Both You and Your Master Are Full of Shit

As I was saying, you are hereby sentenced to death!

Oh, good. I was hoping you wouldn't try to talk yourself out of this one.

You're not getting away this time, Magical Girl Kiririn!

Those chocolate covered pretzels are mine!

What's wrong with you two?!? Help me!!!

So I was having this wet dream but it only turned out to be The Wet Armpit.

What the fuck is The Wet Armpit?

The Wet Armpit is when you're dreaming about finger banging some hot

bitch with a hairy pussy, only to wake up with your fingers in your armpit.

Son of a bitch! Why can't I have wet dreams like that?

GOD DAMN IT!!!

My Benefits > Yours

My master sentences you all... to death!

How the hell did you get the ship girls on your side?

Did you take their Admiral hostage or something?

Nothing of the sort. I offered them a competitive salary and various benefits,

such as health, vision, dental, matching 401K, and boxes of chocolate dipped pretzels.

That evil bitch Haruhi! How dare she offer better benefits than what I'm receiving!

You're a cyborg. What need do you have for health, dental, and vision?

I'm talking about the boxes of chocolate covered pretzels!

Seriously. WTF.

Greetings Collection

'sup, bitches!

That ain't no way for a fuckin' lady to talk, God damn it. Shut 'cho trashy pie hole!

'sup, bitches!