Rebounding More Than Dennis Rodman

You're stiff in every place except the place you need it!

Back From the Dead IV

What? You're not Fei Long? You do look familiar, though.

I know! You're Marshall Law from Tekken!

I didn't recognize you without the goatee!

How's your son Forest doing?

I'm sorry I didn't recognize you.

You martial artist guys are quite similar!

It's as though you're all based on the same person or something.

Back From the Dead III

EEEEEK! My powers aren't working on these creepers!!

Oh, crap.

My hero! Wow! I never thought I'd get to meet Fei Long from Street Fighter in person!

You Will Not Become Meruru II

What the fuck is going on?!?

This is going to sound like fiction but I'll get you up to speed.

So Bunnycat will grant any wish *AND* turn the person into a magical girl?

Yes and yes at the cost of everything you hold dear. Bunnycat's a dick.

The miracle he promises sounds too good to be true because it is.

If you have friends and family who are important to you, don't form the contract.

No one tells me what to do!

I didn't. I only gave you a warning and a suggestion.

I won't stop you from making a stupid decision but I hope I helped you make the smart one.

Now that she's gone, let's try this again.

Your head grew back?!?

No, this is another body.

So where did your corpse go?

*BURP*

You Will Not Become Meruru

Hi, Kirino. My name is Kyubey.

A talking bunny... cat... thing?!? But wait... your mouth... didn't move at all...

I'm using what you humans call "telepathy".

To make a long story short, humans call me "Extraterrestrial", "Space Alien", or just "Alien".

What the hell?!? Did that blow to the head do this to me?

You're not hallucinating. I'm here to ask you to form a contract with me and become a magical...

*BLAM*

HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK

That was a close encounter of the turd kind.

Magical Girl vs. Otaku

What is it now? You still want me dead for taking your brother's virginity?

You tainted him, you dirty whore!

You slept with Kirito, so it's not like you're clean and pure yourself!

STFU! GTFO! I never would had slept with that punk bitch if you didn't take my brother from me!

Bring it. I'm the one thing you'll never be! A real magical girl!

I've been fighting monsters long before you were born!

I won multiple Fighting Climax tournaments! I am top tier!

In the name of the Moon, I just kicked your ass.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!