It's 1986 All Over Again

Kirino... Welcome, Kirino.

Who... Who said that?!

I... am Haruhi.

State your business!

This is my command. You are to go back to your life and do things to entertain me.

You are to not bore me. That is the one thing. The only thing. Standing in my way.

Why should I? What's in it for me?

Your bargaining posture is highly dubious! But very well!

I will provide you with a new body! And new abilities to command!

And?

And nothing! You belong to me now.

I BELONG TO NOBODY!!

Perhaps I misjudged you.

Proceed. On your way to oblivion.

AAAAARGH! NO! NO! I ACCEPT YOUR TERMS!

I ACCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEPT!! AAAAARGH!

Excellent.

Behold. Magical Girl Kiririn.

WHOA!

That is your magical girl form.

When you are not in that form, you will have your normal body.

Now go. And entertain me!

Bikejacking

How She Makes Enemies IX

YEAH! HIGH SCORE, BEYOOOOOOOTCH!

I am the best! The big cheese! Number one!

Whoever you are, H.M, I am better than you!

You will know it every time you see the high score ranking!
You will know it when you see K.K above your initials!

Suck it, H.M! Suck it hard!

Suck this, and MF, and kiss my big black stuff, and suck it, and stick it down your mouth!

Suck it, suck it!

How She Makes Enemies VIII

*GONG*

MOTHER FUCKER!

Let me guess!

You're pissed off at me because..!

SON OF A BITCH!

How She Makes Enemies VII

Ugh...

Hello, Little Sister.

What the..? What are you doing here?

I came to say hello.

*SLAP*

That hurt! What the hell was that for?!?

Why... for stealing my boyfriend, you silly.

How She Makes Enemies VI

You're going to high school but you're dumb as a rock.

When picking a fight, you'd better learn how to block.

You got me last time but I know what I did wrong!

This fight is going to be your swan song!

You don't stand a chance against my magical girl powers!

Go back to your men who give you golden showers!

Your magical girl powers are worthless, so go kiss my butt!

I will cave your face in, you dirty old slut!

Your threats and insults are a bit much.

You slept with ugly motherfuckers who even *I* wouldn't touch.

Hey, you dirty whore!

Oh, come on! You're back for more?

I slept with your husband and gave him a sloppy kiss!

You already kicked my ass, so what's wrong with you, Miss?

Um..? Mrs.? In terms of settling the score, can't we be done?

*POW*

Now the two of you are even, one to one.

Rebounding More Than Dennis Rodman III

You'd better not distribute the sex video over the Internet!

BWA HA HA HA HA!!

Rebounding More Than Dennis Rodman II

OK, you don't go soft. I'll give you that.

You're still colder than the last guy I slept with!

You're rough and have no idea how to be gentle with a lady!

Who is Kyosuke?