How She Makes Enemies IV

 I don't care if you're pissed off at me for having sex with your boyfriend!

IN THE NAME OF THE MOON, I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!!

 Would it help if I said I didn't enjoy the sex because

 instead of semen, he came motor oil inside me?

How She Makes Enemies III

 Are you saying people are calling me a slut?

That's the nicest thing they say about you.

 Oh! So people are saying nice things about me?

 No. Not really.

You bitch!

How She Makes Enemies II

 Ow!

 That hurt! What the hell is your problem?!?

 You slept with my boyfriend.

Big robot guy. Same colors as me.

 Can you be like, more vague?

WHICH big robot guy in beige?

Wait, what do you mean which? Just how many...

Oh. Now I understand your reputation.

Role Model II / Magical Girls V

 Wow! She totally kicked that zombie's butt!

 How long has she been fighting monsters? 20 years? We should look to her as a role model.

DON'T YOU DARE!!!

Magical Girls IV

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Vending Machines

Sins of the Voice Actress

 I'm starting up a band! You're gonna join!

 Ew. I'm well aware of your reputation.

You have nothing to worry about! You're a bass player

so I have absolutely no desire to have sex with you!

Back From the Dead II

So did you do any kinky shit?

Learn anything interesting?

Kyon has a much bigger dick and is more satisfying in
bed than your husband. That, and you have no taste in men.

At least I know my husband's real name!

......................................shit.

Back From the Dead I

Awww. Still in pain from a punch to the gut?

You! I thought you were killed by Sword Bitch Online!

Decapitation alone does not kill a God.

So what are you doing here?

I was having sex with your husband and I lost track of time.

I got here too late for a rematch with Agent Orange.

You slept with Mr. 4-inch?

I think you're being generous.

No Longer Carrying II

Hey, there! I heard you're not pregnant anymore!

That's right. Some sap in a tuxedo paid for my aborti...

OOF!

How She Makes Enemies

Hey! Long time no see!

 How are you? How's your blue-haired boyfriend?

 He's dead.

 I guess he's now a STIFF where he needs it most, huh?