Give Me a Hand II

Cuckold Mask never told you what happened to your mother.

He told me enough! He told me you killed her!!

No. *I* am your mother.

No... no..! That's not true! That's impossible!!

Search your feelings. You know it to be true. Join me.

We shall overthrow Haruhi, and then rule the universe as mother and daughter.

No! NOOOOOOOOOOO!! I'll never join you!!

Wait a minute. Whose freak seed was she?

Give Me a Hand

Ah. Someone put in a quarter.

HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!!

I'll hold her off! You three get out of here!

Thanks!

*CLANG*

You are beaten! It is useless to resist!

Don't let yourself be destroyed as Cum Dumpster did!

As if you held on to your chastity!

*CLANG*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

More Than Meets Yo' Mama III

Your mother is such a skank, I had to park my dick on her ass and wait an hour to get in!

Your mother is such a skank, she gave me VD through the phone!

Your mother is such a skank, the next guy in line waits for sloppy 22nds!

You haven't said anything I haven't already heard.

Shit Just Got Real I

Now that I'm a magical girl, not so tough now are you?

So which Devil did you sell your soul to for your powers?

You can see her in hell!

Kirito the Womanizer X

Why won't you go out with me?

I'm 8 years old, you sick fuck!

Yeah, dude. Who knew you were into GMILFs?

Vending Machines III

Role Model II / Magical Girls V

 Wow! She totally kicked that zombie's butt!

 How long has she been fighting monsters? 20 years? We should look to her as a role model.

DON'T YOU DARE!!!