How She Makes Enemies XI

Oh, fuck this!

You're... Magical Girl Kiririn?!?

I don't know who the hell you are!
I don't remember what your boyfriend looks like or what his name is!
I don't care! I'm not just letting you kick my ass!

I didn't detect how dangerous you are until your transformation.
Now that you're in magical girl mode, thank you very much.

For what?!?

I don't have to hold back.

*CLANG*

What the hell kind of brute strength is this?!?

You can't be human!

Did you figure that out by yourself or did you have mommy help you?

Shit Just Got Real III

You want a piece of me too?

While you didn't sell your soul to Bunnycat, I see you ignored my warning.

Oh, shut up. I had to make a deal or die.

You died when you were decapitated.

Your choices were either go into the afterlife or become Haruhi's slave.

I'm no one's slave!

*SLAP*

 *SLAP*

 *KICK*

Lightning, you are not.

How did you do that?

Here's the deal. You committed murder and attempted two more. Enemies will come out of the woodwork and try to kill you. Lay low. Stay out of trouble. Don't use your magical girl powers, go back to your civilian identity, and entertain your master within the limits of being a high school girl. You don't need to kill anyone to keep her amused.

You don't get to tell me what to do!

You'll do exactly as I say or Haruhi will be the least of your problems.

Shit Just Got Real II

Any last words?

How many Grief Seeds did you burn through?

Die, Sword Bitch Online!

*BLAM*

What the fuck, Kirito?

You'll touch her over my dead body!

As you wish!

Die, Man-whore!

*BLAM*

I'll hold her off! Get him out of here!

Thanks!

I'm going to scrap you and then use your circuits to build my own PS4, Gorilla Bitch!