Give Me a Hand II

Cuckold Mask never told you what happened to your mother.

He told me enough! He told me you killed her!!

No. *I* am your mother.

No... no..! That's not true! That's impossible!!

Search your feelings. You know it to be true. Join me.

We shall overthrow Haruhi, and then rule the universe as mother and daughter.

No! NOOOOOOOOOOO!! I'll never join you!!

Wait a minute. Whose freak seed was she?

Give Me a Hand

Ah. Someone put in a quarter.

HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!!

I'll hold her off! You three get out of here!

Thanks!

*CLANG*

You are beaten! It is useless to resist!

Don't let yourself be destroyed as Cum Dumpster did!

As if you held on to your chastity!

*CLANG*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

Both You and Your Master Are Full of Shit

As I was saying, you are hereby sentenced to death!

Oh, good. I was hoping you wouldn't try to talk yourself out of this one.

You're not getting away this time, Magical Girl Kiririn!

Those chocolate covered pretzels are mine!

What's wrong with you two?!? Help me!!!

So I was having this wet dream but it only turned out to be The Wet Armpit.

What the fuck is The Wet Armpit?

The Wet Armpit is when you're dreaming about finger banging some hot

bitch with a hairy pussy, only to wake up with your fingers in your armpit.

Son of a bitch! Why can't I have wet dreams like that?

GOD DAMN IT!!!

My Benefits > Yours

My master sentences you all... to death!

How the hell did you get the ship girls on your side?

Did you take their Admiral hostage or something?

Nothing of the sort. I offered them a competitive salary and various benefits,

such as health, vision, dental, matching 401K, and boxes of chocolate dipped pretzels.

That evil bitch Haruhi! How dare she offer better benefits than what I'm receiving!

You're a cyborg. What need do you have for health, dental, and vision?

I'm talking about the boxes of chocolate covered pretzels!

Seriously. WTF.

The Goddess Strikes Back

What is thy bidding, my master?

There is... great disturbance.

I have felt it.

We have new enemies. Trash talking ship girls and Rock Shooter.

I have no doubt those girls are allied with Devil Homura.

How is that possible?

Search your feelings, Kiririn. You will know it to be true. They could destroy us.

They are just little girls. Madoka can no longer help them.

The disturbance is strong within them.

Agents of Homura must not be allowed to become familiars.

If they could be turned, they could become powerful allies.

Yeeeeees. They could be great assets. Can it be done?

They will join us, or die. Master.