My master sentences you all... to death!
How the hell did you get the ship girls on your side?
Did you take their Admiral hostage or something?
Nothing of the sort. I offered them a competitive salary and various benefits,
such as health, vision, dental, matching 401K, and boxes of chocolate dipped pretzels.
That evil bitch Haruhi! How dare she offer better benefits than what I'm receiving!
You're a cyborg. What need do you have for health, dental, and vision?
I'm talking about the boxes of chocolate covered pretzels!
Seriously. WTF.
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