Tuesday, April 12, 2016

Alternate Endings

Why won't you go out with me?



I don't want my mom's sloppy 22nds!



You're rough and have no idea how to be gentle with a lady!


There's a lady here?



Wait, which STDs do you have?



All of them.



Your mother is such a skank, I had to park my dick on her ass and wait an hour to get in!



You only waited an hour? Sounds like someone got the VIP treatment.

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