You got off easy last time but... HOLY SHIT, what happened to you?
Isn't it obvious? The STDs finally got to me.
Good thing I don't have to get my hands dirty and I can just pick you off with magic!
Did you have sex with your boyfriend after he had sex with me? Just curious.
Wait, which STDs do you have?
For your sake, I hope he was wearing a condom.
I. FUCKING. HATE. YOU.
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