Kirito the Womanizer XI

You go soft way too fast!

It would have helped if you didn't scream out your brother's name when you orgasmed!

How She Makes Enemies V

DROP DEAD YOU DIRTY SLUT!!

Let me guess. You want me dead because I had sex with your boyfriend.

Worse! You had sex with my brother!

Uh... OK. So what's the problem?

*I* wanted to take his virginity!

Lone Bear and Cub

Awwww. You're so adorable!

Help meeeeeeeeeee...

Kirito the Womanizer X

Why won't you go out with me?

I'm 8 years old, you sick fuck!

Yeah, dude. Who knew you were into GMILFs?

Vending Machines III

Vending Machines II

Robot in Disgust

Thank you for inviting me, Megatron.

It was my pleasure, Prime!

You guys are dicks!

So?

FUCK YOU ALL!!!

Robot in Need of a Disguise

Robot in Disguise

You'd better have a good explanation for pouring large amounts of resources into paint!

Well, sir. I use the paint to disguise myself as Starscream, go to the female fleshlings' dressing rooms without being subtle or stealthy about it, and make enough noise to get spotted. Once the screaming starts, I teleport to safety. I then watch the ensuing hilarity of Starscream running for his life, not knowing why the female fleshlings want him dead.

I'm increasing your enegon cube rations and paint budget. Keep up the good work!