More Than Meets Yo' Mama V

Your mother is so old, she still owes Primus a quarter energon cube!

Yo momma's so fat, Unicron is her moon!

UGH!!

Curses!

Megatron has fallen!!

Oh how it pains me to do this!

Wait... I still function!

Wanna bet?

STAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRSCREEEEEEEEEEEEAM!!

My fellow Decepticons! As your new leader, I shall lead you to

the victories which were so elusive under the previous regime!

I issue a challenge to the new Decepticon leader!

Yo' momma is so old, when I told her to act her age, she dropped dead!

Oh, no! Megatron! I command you to save me!

女たらしのキリトくん、其の十二

おい、桐ヶ谷！

何だよ？

 テメーはジョンソン先生とHしてたのか？

 紳士ってのはそう言う話、口に出さねーんだよ。

羨ましいぞ、コノヤロー！！！

Kirito the Womanizer, part XII

Hey, Kirigaya!

What?

Did you stick your bratwurst into Ms. Johnson's taco?

A gentleman never tells.

YOU LUCKY SON OF A BITCH

法廷強姦

生徒とHしてる美人教師がまた捕まったよな。

聞いた、聞いた。

俺もヤリたかったぜ！何故俺たちが学生ころ、そのような先生がいなかったんだよ？

ジョンソン先生のこと憶えてるかい？

俺たちの英語の先生？あんな美人、忘れるわけねーだろ。

毎日昼食の時間になると何故、桐ヶ谷のやつが消えたか考えなかったのか？

冗談だろ？！？

Statutory Rape

So there was another hot teacher caught having sex with her student.

I heard.

I wanted a piece of that pie!

Where the hell were these hot teachers when we were students?

Remember Ms. Johnson?

Our English teacher? She was hot, no way I'd forget.

Didn't you ever wonder why Kirito always disappeared during lunch hour?

YOU'RE FUCKING KIDDING ME!!

Sexual Harrassment セクハラ