Day 6, Last Minute High Paced Insanity

If you've come this far, I feel there isn't much of a point with having the disclaimer anymore. ;)

Day 5, Family Time

I'm copying and pasting identical text from the previous post in bold blue.

If you've been linked here from my Facebook page or some other source, just don't go to the main blog page because you'll end up seeing me doing horrible things with my toys. XD XD XD

If you ignore my warning, then I take no responsibility for you becoming mentally unstable after reading about a number of your all-time favorite characters doing horrible things to each other. ^^;

Now that you've been warned, click below to read about my misadventures in Japan. (You won't see the clickable "Read More" link if you received a direct link from me or someone else.)

Day 4, Back to the Insanity

I'm copying and pasting identical text from the previous post in red.

If you've been linked here from my Facebook page or some other source, just don't go to the main blog page because you'll end up seeing me doing horrible things with my toys. XD XD XD

If you ignore my warning, then I take no responsibility for you becoming mentally unstable after reading about a number of your all-time favorite characters doing horrible things to each other. ^^;

Now that you've been warned, click below to read about my misadventures in Japan. (You won't see the clickable "Read More" link if you received a direct link from me or someone else.)

Nowhere Near as Nuts, Days 2-3

This post doesn't have any photos and will seem quite bland compared to the previous entry.

I'm copying and pasting identical text from the previous post in green.

If you've been linked here from my Facebook page or some other source, just don't go to the main blog page because you'll end up seeing me doing horrible things with my toys. XD XD XD

If you ignore my warning, then I take no responsibility for you becoming mentally unstable after reading about a number of your all-time favorite characters doing horrible things to each other. ^^;

Now that you've been warned, click below to read about my misadventures in Japan. (You won't see the clickable "Read More" link if you received a direct link from me or someone else.)

Misadventures in Japan, Day -1 to Day 1

If you've been linked here from my Facebook page or some other source, just don't go to the main blog page because you'll end up seeing me doing horrible things with my toys. XD XD XD

If you ignore my warning, then I take no responsibility for you becoming mentally unstable after reading about a number of your all-time favorite characters doing horrible things to each other. ^^;

Now that you've been warned, click below to read about my misadventures in Japan. (You won't see the clickable "Read More" link if you received a direct link from me or someone else.)

How She Makes Enemies XV

So what do you tell your husband after you betray him and some random guy knocks you up?

Bitch, please! Those don't count as betrayals because

I take my wedding ring off before I have sex!

How She Makes Enemies XIV

*SLAP*

 Bitch! That hurt! What the hell is your problem?

I'm sure you've heard this plenty of times: You slept with my boyfriend.

Talk about holding a grudge! That was ancient history!

That was like five... days ago! Get over it!

Give Me a Hand II

Cuckold Mask never told you what happened to your mother.

He told me enough! He told me you killed her!!

No. *I* am your mother.

No... no..! That's not true! That's impossible!!

Search your feelings. You know it to be true. Join me.

We shall overthrow Haruhi, and then rule the universe as mother and daughter.

No! NOOOOOOOOOOO!! I'll never join you!!

Wait a minute. Whose freak seed was she?

Give Me a Hand

Ah. Someone put in a quarter.

HERE COMES A NEW CHALLENGER!!

I'll hold her off! You three get out of here!

Thanks!

*CLANG*

You are beaten! It is useless to resist!

Don't let yourself be destroyed as Cum Dumpster did!

As if you held on to your chastity!

*CLANG*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

Fellatio Depends on the Fella

So you're back from the dead as well. While I'm happy for you,

at this point, I want nothing to do with you. You can suck my dick.

 Suck my dick like it cures STDs!

Suck my dick like it's the morning after pill!!

Suck my dick like you're the star of some animated Japanese show!

 Suck my dick like you're an idol singer and I'm the producer!

SUCK MY DICK UNTIL ALL YOU TASTE IS MAN MEAT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE!

Enough with the foreplay already, you tease! Take your pants off!