Vending Machines III

Vending Machines II

Robot in Disgust

Thank you for inviting me, Megatron.

It was my pleasure, Prime!

You guys are dicks!

So?

FUCK YOU ALL!!!

Robot in Need of a Disguise

Robot in Disguise

You'd better have a good explanation for pouring large amounts of resources into paint!

Well, sir. I use the paint to disguise myself as Starscream, go to the female fleshlings' dressing rooms without being subtle or stealthy about it, and make enough noise to get spotted. Once the screaming starts, I teleport to safety. I then watch the ensuing hilarity of Starscream running for his life, not knowing why the female fleshlings want him dead.

I'm increasing your enegon cube rations and paint budget. Keep up the good work!

More Than Meets Yo' Mama II

Megatron doesn't have what it takes, Prime!

Yo' mama's so stupid, the Dinobots think she's a moron!

Yo' mama's so ugly, Wheeljack used a picture of her to stop the Dinobots from jacking off!

Impressive, Prime. Who taught you how to be such an incredible trash talker?

Yo' mama!

More Than Meets Yo' Mama

How dare you send an unworthy weakling against me, Prime! Was that your idea of a joke?

No, this is! Yo' mama's so fat, Starscream said, "That's not Unicron. That's yo' mama!"

Fine! You win!

How She Makes Enemies IV

 I don't care if you're pissed off at me for having sex with your boyfriend!

IN THE NAME OF THE MOON, I WILL KICK YOUR ASS!!

 Would it help if I said I didn't enjoy the sex because

 instead of semen, he came motor oil inside me?

How She Makes Enemies III

 Are you saying people are calling me a slut?

That's the nicest thing they say about you.

 Oh! So people are saying nice things about me?

 No. Not really.

You bitch!

How She Makes Enemies II

 Ow!

 That hurt! What the hell is your problem?!?

 You slept with my boyfriend.

Big robot guy. Same colors as me.

 Can you be like, more vague?

WHICH big robot guy in beige?

Wait, what do you mean which? Just how many...

Oh. Now I understand your reputation.

Role Model II / Magical Girls V

 Wow! She totally kicked that zombie's butt!

 How long has she been fighting monsters? 20 years? We should look to her as a role model.

DON'T YOU DARE!!!